September 17, 2014 — 10:09 PM — 16,210 notes

kefkaownsall:

nocturnalequine:

So I went to the Renaissance Festival today and

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is that Ezio selling beef jerky

man his sister must have stolen all his money

September 17, 2014 — 10:07 PM — 16,744 notes
unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

September 17, 2014 — 10:07 PM — 128,527 notes

kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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September 17, 2014 — 10:06 PM — 59,232 notes

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

September 17, 2014 — 9:59 PM — 59,025 notes

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

September 17, 2014 — 9:59 PM — 98,310 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with

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September 17, 2014 — 9:58 PM — 104,028 notes

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

September 17, 2014 — 9:55 PM — 33,388 notes

vinebox:

THIS SONG GIVES ME LIFE

September 17, 2014 — 9:55 PM — 170,671 notes

animemcdonalds:

animemcdonalds:

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one follower away from independence

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September 17, 2014 — 9:54 PM — 41,359 notes
pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.